Illustrations by Sadao Hasegawa
Venus in the House of Psychology suggests that you are in for a hot time tonight. Pity about the marks it will leave, but she did warn you she was starting to exhibit toppish tendencies.
Mars entering the Milky Way this month means that you can eat between meals without ruining your appetite. Try to lighten up a little, as the grim expression when you brandish that whip is starting to make relationships difficult.
Sheesh ! For a round kind of sign you are so SQUARE ! I mean, you bought that story about the handcuffs ? What a laugh !
You will be small round and white this month. Just like last month actually. And the month before. Get a life.
Your stars this month suggest that you will be crumpled up and discarded before being incinerated. Romantic and business aspects also bright.
An exceptionally good month for all Komodos, as the Sun in Uranus (well, your mother thinks so) means that your scales are gleaming brightly, your megalomania knows no bounds, and your plans to invade and occupy a small neigbouring country are particularly well-aspected around the time of the new moon. Komodo tops (and hey, ALL Komodos are tops at heart) may suffer a little from repetitive strain injury towards the end of the month, due to spanking so many bottoms.
Beware of fraternal assistance from Komodo Dragons, particularly after the new moon this month.
Limberans will be saying 'bottoms-up' this month as you will have plenty to celebrate, and your busy schedule won't leave you the time or the inclination to be sitting around. Heh heh.
You will be too busy being cool, as usual, to spank or get spanked this month. Beware of power cuts on or around the 18th, smart-ass.
Things may suddenly look dark, but try to remember that even when you feel surrounded and used you are helping to bring pleasure to others.
This could be a good time to take up a new hobby, such as flagellation or mortification of the flesh. The comet Hale-Whop appearing in your sign is an indication of change; don't let yourself be put off by well-meaning friends from exploring your new interests in leather and bondage.